Archive for April 17, 2009

My Picks From The New York Auto Show – Thank MSN!

Posted by VERSE ⋅ April 17, 2009 ⋅ Leave a Comment

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Ferrari 599XX

The 599XX is standard-issue Ferrari: a limited run of 30 cars or fewer, packed with technology designed for those who want to fancy themselves as fledgling Formula 1 racers. The 12-cylinder engine can hit 700 horsepower at 9000 rpm, but that’s not even the best part. The 599XX is master and commander of its airflow, using a combination of synthetic jets, boot-mounted fans and a porous diffuser to maximize down-force. So even at speeds, it’ll stick to the ground like glue. There’s no word on the price yet, but as they say, if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. By the way I am trying to order one so that I can give Peel police a reason to pull me over!

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Don’t be mad that I call this my K car! I’m at S now

Koenigsegg CCX

It’s not new by any stretch, but this was the CCX’s first appearance at a major stateside auto show. The Koenigsegg booth was manned by one person at any given time, sitting near the gleaming supercar and avoiding eye contact with anyone who strolled by the display. After all, what is there to talk about? The CCX develops 806 ponies at 7000 rpm and 693 lb-ft of torque at 5500 rpm, has a maximum speed of 245 mph, and rockets from zero to 62 mph in 3.2 seconds. As they say, enough said.

SHORTS & STILETTOS ARE YOUR FRIENDS LADIES; EMBRACE THEM!

Posted by VERSE ⋅ April 17, 2009 ⋅ 4 Comments

By VERSE

It is no secrete that I think the combination of shorts & stilettos are the most simple and beautiful accomplishment since sliced bread, and seeing that yesterday was 17 degrees and today promises to be 19 degrees, I am now officially declaring it Shorts & Stilettos season – LETS SEE THOSE SEXY LEGS LADIES!

Now watch my girlfriend J Lo (her marriage is just a front to hide our love child from the paparazzi), show you how to do this luv!

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I love her! I know I will get hate on this one but whatever. J Lo is one of the hottest divas of our time.

Daily Rant: Hulk Hogan Cosigns OJ Simpson!

Posted by VERSE ⋅ April 17, 2009 ⋅ Leave a Comment

By VERSE

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Yesterday I woke up early and remembered why I love industry hours lol, I hate getting out of bed early! All was well soon though because I met up with the beautiful socialites Sunshine, Catriona Smart, Ms. Pretty Sweet & Naba Duncan! It was a dope meeting and a perfect way to start the day.

This morning/night, yeah I get in it in that early (see why I hate waking up early?), I was going to drop another insightful rant but Hulk Hogan had such a good one I had to give it up to the 80′s, 90′s classic. This is what Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone about his divorce.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife… I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

I’m not mad at Hulk. I’d be pissed too!