LIFE Pulse Blog
Archive for May 2009
FUNNY DYING IRISH NUN JOKE
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. “Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.” She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, “Don’t sell that cow.”
NAS & KELIS MARRIAGE ENDS IN DIVORCE
The marriage between Queensbridge, NY rapper Nas and R&B songbird Kelis is officially over. Divorce papers were filed around 3:45 p.m. today (April 30) by attorney Laura Wasser on behalf of Kelis. The songstress cited verbal abuse and infidelity as the reasons behind the filing. The split concludes the romantic saga between Nas and Kelis that began when the pair first met in 2002 at an TV Video Music Awards afterparty thrown by rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs. The meeting at the afterparty resulted in a two year dating relationship that set the stage for Nas and Kelis’ marriage. The couple officially tied the knot in a small ceremony in Atlanta on January 8, 2005. Soon after, Nas and Kelis’ personal union segued into their professional lives, as Nas appeared on Kelis’ “In Public,” a single from her 2003 album Tasty. Kelis made a cameo of her own with her featured role on Nas’ Hip Hop Is Dead album on the song “Not Going Back.”News of the couple’s divorce arrives as Nas and Kelis prepare for the arrival of their first child together. Kelis is currently seven months pregnant with a son.
