Archive for August 13, 2009

JAMAICAN SHOWER POSSE – THE MOVIE

The leader of a notorious Jamaican drug gang recently sent a message to Michael S. Lynton, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

In the video, Vivian Blake, former head of the notorious Shower Posse, urges the studio boss to hire The Inc.’s Irv Gotti to direct a bio-pic about the murderous gang.

Vivian Blake was the leader and head of the Jamaican gang, which authorities claim was responsible for over 1,400 drug-related murders.

“Mr. Michael Lynton, I am glad to have this opportunity to speak to you via videotape.  We want to talk to you about The Shower Posse movie,” Blake said on the videotape.  “I spoke with Irv Gotti, Curtis Scoon.  Irv Gotti is a young man where I think he’ll bring the best out in this movie, show the rawness of this movie.  This movie’s not just about gangsta and drug dealing, it’s about a culture that nobody has ever seen.  I have the utmost confidence in Irv Gotti, I know he can get the job done.”

ICE CUBE PROVIDES A SCHOLARSHIP

Solidifying the fact that he is no longer a gangsta rapper, Ice Cube has awarded an underprivileged student a full scholarship at McNally Smith College of Music.  Where was he when I was in university?  I love when rappers evolve like this.  I mean you can’t be like 40 plus rapping about blunts and broads. I heard that Plies also has a similar program for students with an incarcerated parent.

THE WOMAN WHO SPLIT KIM KARDASHIAN & REGGIE SPEAKS!

Remember that Latina stripper that reportedly was the root of the issue for Kim and Reggie?  She’s surfaced.  I guess Kanye is off the hook now?  Well, anyway…this Ortega women has stepped up and said that she is the reason for the break up. She also claims that she has a sex tape with Reggie Bush! Oh boy, this could get ugly! She did an interview with Hot 97 where she aired it all out. “Possibly… There’s stuff that I have. I have no idea what I’m gonna do with it, to be honest,” she said of a sex tape. I now realize this kinda broke yesterday…sorry for that! It’s newsworthy anyway!

Here is a dedication that some nerd did on youtube.

AMY WINEHOUSE, THE MUSICAL

Amy Winehouse is an ongoing drama that is as hard to watch as it is hard to turn away from.  All her pitfalls though seem to have inspired someone; there is a rumor that the singer’s life is about to be turned into a damn musical!  Why? Liquor, drugs, a failed marriage and the fact that she is doing better have indicted that she has a story to tell. Since, she is ill as a singer, that’s where the musical part kicks in.  Who knows if this will come true, but word is Amy’s childhood was happy and it took a turn for the worse when she got in the music game.  Remember what she used to look like?